Holiday Pet Jokes

Mom, can I have a dog for Christmas?
No, you can have turkey like everyone else.

How do cats greet each other over the holidays?
Have a furry merry Christmas and a happy mew year.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have “sandy claws”.

OK, the jokes may be bad, but the holidays deals are good at The Animal Store. We have gift cards available in any denomination. Stop by soon to fill up your favorite pet’s stocking. Mention the Holiday Jokes post and get a 10% discount on cat toys or treats*.

Leave your comment and tell us your favorite pet joke.

Happy holidays from The Animal Store.

*Offer good on white tags only and valid through Monday, December 21, 2008.
Photo credit: Christmas Kitten by Rachel Kirk.

About 2kop

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Posted on December 16, 2008, in Gift Cards, Pets, The Animal Store and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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