It’s birthday time at The Animal Store. Kenn has two sons (oldest and youngest, 19 years apart) who share a birthday on February 21. And February 22 is the old man’s … er, um, our benevolent leader’s birthday. Happy birthday, Kenn.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m happy to celebrate with all these family members. But where’s my celebration? What about old Ernie here? When’s my big day?
The sad fact is that no one knows. But, I will not let me get that down. I’m going to
steal share Kenn’s birthday. In fact, since no one knows when my birthday is, I intend to celebrate it on the 22nd of every month.
And what’s a birthday without presents? Wish Kenn a happy birthday between now and the end of February and get 15% off your purchase. Wish me a happy birthday on the 22nd of any month, and get 10% off your purchase.
I wonder if I can talk Kenn into get me a piñata filled with crickets? Yum.